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I thought the runs belonged to other men
But when I want them formed
They'd fall apart again

I feared my farts were heard in Kansas City
I crapped all night alone
But how could I have known
That my dear wife was pantomiming “pew”

All those parasites
They’re knockin' on my anus door
All those parasites
How could I poop some more?
I swear that I can feel them moving, deep inside.
Parasites.

It seems good healthcare is hard to find
I'd almost given up
My bloody poor behind.

And all these docs who said, it’ll go away.
It’s not what wormies do.
Want me to share with you?
Cuz now I have a plunger in my hand.

All those parasites
They’re knockin' on my anus door
All those parasites
How could I poop some more?
I swear that I can feel them moving, deep inside.
Parasites.

And my old life’s constipation seems so far away
My stools are looser
… looser every day.

All those parasites
They’re knockin' on my anus door
All those parasites
How could I poop some more?
I swear that I can feel them moving, deep inside.

Parasites.

Parasites
Parasites

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