I thought the runs belonged to other men
But when I want them formed
They'd fall apart again

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I feared my farts were heard in Kansas City
I crapped all night alone
But how could I have known
That my dear wife was pantomiming “pew”

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All those parasites
They’re knockin' on my anus door
All those parasites
How could I poop some more?
I swear that I can feel them moving, deep inside.
Parasites.

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It seems good healthcare is hard to find
I'd almost given up
My bloody poor behind.

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And all these docs who said, it’ll go away.
It’s not what wormies do.
Want me to share with you?
Cuz now I have a plunger in my hand.

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All those parasites
They’re knockin' on my anus door
All those parasites
How could I poop some more?
I swear that I can feel them moving, deep inside.
Parasites.

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And my old life’s constipation seems so far away
My stools are looser
… looser every day.

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All those parasites
They’re knockin' on my anus door
All those parasites
How could I poop some more?
I swear that I can feel them moving, deep inside.

Parasites.

Parasites
Parasites